Schemmies- Post dog walk 1

1. Tom- Uh-oh, they told Tom to be funny.
2. The Laugh-In bit- "Sock it to me" bit was painful. Dear god, the comedy wall is sooooo saaaaadddd. Remind me to tell you about when I did a script reading with Fred Willard and Alan "Laugh-In" Sues. Or, as you saw him tonight, Alan "Nerve Damage" Sues
3. Heidi and Models- Heidi refers to "Bones" as "Der Bones". I guess "Dem Bones" would be too racist.
4. David Boreanaz and Lauren Conrad- Lauren does what exactly?
5. Kathryn Joostin- They cut her bit?? Best comedy director goes to...
6. Barry Sonnenfeld- Possibly one of THE great cinematographers of the late eighties/early nineties. "Love TV and fear the Internet" possibly best line to tonight.
7. Best Writer on a Comedy- Lauren does what exactly? And the winner is...
8. Tina Fey- Funny, grateful. Why couldn't she host?

I suspect this will be a catchphrase throughout the night for me.