Wednesday, August 13, 2008

And we're ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-k......

We went to Maine a couple of weeks ago to rid it of the horrific creatures, demons and presences as evidenced in True Crime writer, Stephen King's non-fiction bestsellers.

My son, Future, tests the waters to see if there are any ghosts of old blues singers, as King wrote of in "Bag Of Bones". No ghosts, but the water did contain shells that are, we suspect, of alien origin...
...I had great success finding the giant dinosaur bugs that King said were created by some sort of mist. The natives call them mosquitoes...
Later on, we stopped our creature hunt as our son was momentarily attacked by a demon clown named Pennywise. This is not a picture of that.

Overall, we had a good time even though it rained 5 out of the 7 days we were there and we were hunted by undead bloodsuckers. The natives call them mosquitoes...


Coming up, we compare and contrast the films "Point Blank", "Payback- Straight Up: The Director's Cut" and the book they're based on "The Hunter" the first of the "Parker Series" by Richard Stark. There's no truth to the rumor that Richard Stark is related to authors George Stark or Thad Beaumont.

Also, I explain why we have decided to save every dime we have for our son, so I will never have a Blu-Ray player. The answer may surprise you!

3 comments:

Pisser said...

That Pennywise story sure was pre-verted, that I recall.

schinders said...

the future's so big i've got to wear shades.

your fiend, mr. jones said...

future's so BRIGHT- Jeez schinders I woulda thought if anyone would know that...

I'm so disappointed.