The World Of Mr. Jones... His Life, His Loves, The Names He Drops and His Snobbish Opinions On Matters Of A Pop Culture Nature.
Agggh-! With the turkey neck...!I think she's aspiring to be Mrs. Creepy America.
She'll have to get in line behind Farrah Fawcett and Kathleen Turner.
Is Michael Caine porking her? Right there in that photo? Suspicious, me.
Better him than Tom. I think we can now all let loose with a big "eewwwww".
It's confirmed...Mrs. Creepy America to be.I hope she enjoys pretending to pork Dicknose Cruise. Michael Caine would be a vast improvement!
Michael Caine loves his exotic wife Shakira, too much to be wooed by Ms. Holmes' dubious "charms".
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