Wednesday, June 15, 2005

The Most Important Film Of The Year Opens Today. Also...


At the "Batman Begins" premiere, Katie Holmes, with a helpful Michael Caine, shows Scientology "techniques" for expressing emotion at the end of a long day of repression.

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6 comments:

Pisser said...

Agggh-! With the turkey neck...!

I think she's aspiring to be Mrs. Creepy America.

your fiend, mr. jones said...

She'll have to get in line behind Farrah Fawcett and Kathleen Turner.

Mona Buonanotte said...

Is Michael Caine porking her? Right there in that photo? Suspicious, me.

your fiend, mr. jones said...

Better him than Tom.


I think we can now all let loose with a big "eewwwww".

Pisser said...

It's confirmed...Mrs. Creepy America to be.

I hope she enjoys pretending to pork Dicknose Cruise. Michael Caine would be a vast improvement!

your fiend, mr. jones said...

Michael Caine loves his exotic wife Shakira, too much to be wooed by Ms. Holmes' dubious "charms".