The World Of Mr. Jones... His Life, His Loves, The Names He Drops and His Snobbish Opinions On Matters Of A Pop Culture Nature.
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
The Most Important Film Of The Year Opens Today. Also...
At the "Batman Begins" premiere, Katie Holmes, with a helpful Michael Caine, shows Scientology "techniques" for expressing emotion at the end of a long day of repression.
The family- Mrs., Future and Dorothy Parker, The Neurotic Dog say...
"Hi! This is the only way we have of getting in touch with Mr. Jones. So please ask him to get off the computer now and come eat with his family. Thanks."
6 comments:
Agggh-! With the turkey neck...!
I think she's aspiring to be Mrs. Creepy America.
She'll have to get in line behind Farrah Fawcett and Kathleen Turner.
Is Michael Caine porking her? Right there in that photo? Suspicious, me.
Better him than Tom.
I think we can now all let loose with a big "eewwwww".
It's confirmed...Mrs. Creepy America to be.
I hope she enjoys pretending to pork Dicknose Cruise. Michael Caine would be a vast improvement!
Michael Caine loves his exotic wife Shakira, too much to be wooed by Ms. Holmes' dubious "charms".
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