Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Can a "Grape Ape" film be far behind?


Okay, maybe I meant this is the most important film of the year. The trailer with Jack Black, Adrian Brody, and current scream queen Naomi Watts can be found here, on the Volkswagon website?!?!

Please remember, as a giant ape crushes your city (New York, the thirties) in search of his blonde girlfriend, only a 2006 Passat has enough farfegnugen (sp.?) to get you out of there!

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6 comments:

Pisser said...

Naomi Watts...? I thought she was a *real* actress ;)

Can't it be someone like Pee-Rash Hilt-on? Because I'd really love to see her mangled by an ape.

Oh wait, that would give her more of the attention which she needs to survive.
Never mind.

your fiend, mr. jones said...

You're Paris Hilton bashing must be stopped....


if only to start the bashing on her mom. Wait, you're a terrible mother, but let's ignore that to give you a reality show where you tell people how to be classy.

Mona Buonanotte said...

I WOULD watch a "Grape Ape" movie! Especially if it were a double feature with "Hong Kong Phooey" or "Wacky Races".

your fiend, mr. jones said...

In a world where a live-action "Underdog" movie can get greenlit, can "Hong Kong Phooey" be far behind?

Too bad the voice of "Hong Kong Phooey", Scatman Cruthers has passed away...

Sigh.

Pisser said...

Uh...is Jack Black playing Kong? ;)

your fiend, mr. jones said...

Yuk yuk... oddly Kong movements and expression is being done by Andy "Gollum" Serkis.