ummmm... my brother and I were addicted to this when we were kids...

...it was a show called "Uncle Croc's Block". It lasted (I believe) exactly one year on ABC and had the pop culture effeminate celebrity team up of Charles Nelson Reilly AND Jonathan (original Dr. Smith on original "Lost In Space") Harris.

I offer this as evidence of what television is missing these days and as an explanation of why I am, the way I am.