tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11584972.post5775887992755841797..comments2023-09-19T06:01:38.358-07:00Comments on What's New, Mr. Jones?: Thoughts About The Late Heath Ledgeryour fiend, mr. joneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12089662447800269501noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11584972.post-89904638835356984952008-02-09T02:18:00.000-08:002008-02-09T02:18:00.000-08:00Who do you mean? The Masseuse? The Housekeeper? Ma...Who do you mean? The Masseuse? The Housekeeper? Mary Kate Olsen?<BR/><BR/>I don't mean to be a Comedy Columbo (or maybe that's EXACTLY what I mean to be) but it's these little things that just aren't adding up.<BR/><BR/>And I got a final report I gotta file and they won't let me until I tie up all the loose ends.<BR/><BR/>Begging your pardon.your fiend, mr. joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12089662447800269501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11584972.post-89033527328329693022008-02-08T22:17:00.000-08:002008-02-08T22:17:00.000-08:00Perhaps she came to remove the hamster.Sorry, I do...Perhaps she came to remove the hamster.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, I don't mean to be crass. I'm just "tired of people being found dead in their apartments". -Paul KozlowskiPisserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01654771483435830525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11584972.post-63644650510604073382008-02-05T07:11:00.000-08:002008-02-05T07:11:00.000-08:00Okay but, taking your sarcastic comment way too se...Okay but, taking your sarcastic comment way too seriously, the call would be "Hi Ms. Olsen, this is your masseuse calling. Listen, I just found my 3:30 sprawled on his bed- well first I figured if he's this relaxed... why did he call? Yeah, so I told him I'd be going and when he didn't say anything- well, that's why I'm calling Ms. Olsen, because I heard you were really good in a crisis- Mr. Armstrong actually- yeah, so my point is, what do I do next?"<BR/><BR/>See that would be one call. That I could see.<BR/><BR/>But what were the other two?your fiend, mr. joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12089662447800269501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11584972.post-28325762154989100062008-02-04T22:26:00.000-08:002008-02-04T22:26:00.000-08:00mary kate's really good in a crisis.mary kate's really good in a crisis.schindershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18050421506896718328noreply@blogger.com